It's Mystic Falls, bitches!
Elena: Hey, I'm Elena but ya'll can call me Doppelicious.
Stefan: Stefan, aka the Ripperation aka Stefano. I like to get ripped and to rip.
Katherine: Katherine, but you can call me Kitty Kat. I'm sweetest psychotic bitch you'll ever meet.
Damon: They call me D-Bag. I get the bitches. Eternal stud, waddup.
Klaus: NIKKY NIK in the house! Bitches flock to me, I don't need to compel them.
Elijah: Long hurr don't curr. I get shit done.
Rebekah: Barbie Klaus. I'll rip your head off and do my nails at the same time.
Matt: I'm Matt aka Ghost because I'm never seen.
Tyler: Wolfman! Wolfpack, waddup! GTF is my philosophy. Gym,Tan, Full-moon.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
fondueforfritters:powerlesbian:carolineflickerman:hybridlovelies:
#i love that he’s adjusting the place setting as he says #it’s not just about teaching klaus manners #he’s like these god damn people don’t know a proper place setting either #who the fuck puts the napkin there #i am one elbow on the table away from killing you all#i am one elbow on the table away from killing you all
#I AM ONE ELBOW ON THE TABLE AWAY FROM KILLING YOU ALL
